We’ve come a long way from the days of going room to room, kicking in doors, killing fantastical beasts, looting their corpses, then moving on to the next room. Some of us remember those times, full days in the basement with friends and our polyhedral dice, fueled by soda, chips, and a thirst for adventure that could not be slaked. But times change. We go off to college. We get jobs and families. We get responsibilities. We don’t have time to devote to 8 hours every Sunday, fighting back dragons and hordes of ghouls.

But still we hunger.

We find the time: a game here or there, players and friends come and go. Beers replace the sodas. Pizza swaps out for Funyons. We play at the kitchen table, or in the living room, no longer relegated to the basement. The modes of play evolve to offer more than hack, slash, & loot. There are complex worlds out there, ready to be explored, experienced, lived.

Gaming, like all of us, has grown up. I know. I’ve been there every step of the way. From Keep on the Borderlands to now. I’ve been running games in a wide range of systems for over 30 years.

I’ve gotten good at this. I’ve got the testimonials to prove it.

Now I’m making my services as a concierge Dungeon Master available to players in the Seattle area. More than being an arbitrator of the rules, I bring everything you need for a fun night of gaming for you and your friends. From novice to hardened campaigner, I offer an experience that can be enjoyed by players at all levels of play. All on a session-by-session basis for less than you’d pay for a night at the movies.

DJ Giant Squid is offering you the chance to be heroes. Will you answer the call?

Adventure waits for no one.